Monday, January 11, 2010

Things That Cards Dont Say Things That Are Funny That You Could Put Into Greeting Cards? If You Dont Read This You'll Wonder All Day....

Things that are funny that you could put into greeting cards? If you dont read this you'll wonder all day.... - things that cards dont say

These Arent original (not anyway) from me, but give an idea.
Can you think of fun things for the original house card? (Please do not copy)
EXAMPLES
My tires knocked.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire ...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

He heard his wife left him, as it should be boring.
But do not worry ... He went to live with me.

L OOKING back over the years we were together,
I can not help thinking ... "What the hell I was thinking?"

C Congratulations on your wedding!
A pity that no one likes your husband.

H ow can two people as beautiful as you
A baby so ugly?

I always wanted to hold someone to love someone
After a meeting with you .. I've changed my mind.

11 comments:

Perfect Stranger is back said...

rofl .. These are the best .. hehehe ..
I've read, but still has me for a laugh!

good .. Thanks for sharing


here it is not original, but I hope that makes you smile U: --
"I thought I might be another love, until I meet is your brother"

ok one more thing: --
Brutally honest, funny cards Romance
Funny greeting cards, greeting cards and birthday cards a little too honest ...
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The first time I saw you dancing on the beach, your dress is blowing in the wind, I was approached, and looked into the eyes of the blue diamond. And basically I knew that ...


You would be well filled.

I think you can not always trust your intuition. Disappointment with the condom. I think I should get married, right?

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For our anniversary.

I've always dreamed of
I have my soul mate

Then I finally gave the imagination stupid
and grudgingly done for you.

You knowWhat?
However, it was
much worse than expected.

And sometimes even love your way
Brother in a kind of platonic way ... ISH

Anyway, happy birthday.

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I just wanted to say
From the depths of my heart
I am so, so deeply, deeply sorry ...

I have your fucking bullshit for so long.

I'm outta here.

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There comes a moment in the life of every human
If select --

to remain as a child --
just live selfishly
for what you at the time

or, finally getting up, standing, and say
"Yes. I am indebted to him. I will do my best to make this work and to give a family and a husband and father.
I am ready to come into existence
To be human. "

I came to a crossroads.
And there is no return ...

So I left.
It started in Las Vegas with a new car and a new "friend". \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ U0026lt;(br> And you thought you could not make decisions!)

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For our anniversary ...

I love you as you are.

So this coupon for breast implants is only for your self-esteem, and only if you feel the need to be sexy and attractive to me and other people.

(do not worry, they had a sale: Buy One Get One Free)

You can thank me after you get it! :)

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For our anniversary,
Something Special ...

I saw this a secret, but now our anniversary, I am ready to experience a big surprise: In the past year I've been saving and planning a second honeymoon, romantic Bahamas!

Unfortunately, the law says I can not really do until you and I are divorced. Good luck with everything and please sign these papers submitted yesterday, as soon as possible.

PS It is very sweet.
It's like a young version more fun and less tired of you. :)

(Again, it is your sister ...)

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Always remember the night we met.
When my eyes saw the most beautiful girl
I had never seen before. My heart beat
I went to an angel. I asked her to dance.
She looked at me with her beautiful eyes, smiled and took my hand. Then he took her hand, put them together and said, "You are joking. But I probably would." And tonight, was born through the magic of a storm from my mother and beer, our family.

prs said...

This is not original, but my husband has hung on the wall for this for years.

I am the boss in this house
My wife and I must say!

I just made this,

Sorry, my house is a mess
but you will find that it is better than yours!

dzeraus said...

CiaraJ strikes again

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dzeraus said...

CiaraJ strikes again

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CiaraJ strikes again

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Sweetness 1 said...

is fun, but I do not cry

Sweetness 1 said...

is fun, but I do not cry

:) said...

~~~~~~~
Brainless, dazed, deficient, sleep tight, dark, stupid, stupid, half-deaf, curlew, dumb, stupid, stupid, naive, baked, stupid, stupid, lost, stupid, stupid, intrusive, insensitive and irresponsible, irrelevant, laughable, loser , ridiculous, useless, pointless, stupid, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, naive, slow, soft, stupid, stupid, dull, thick, stupid, stupid, stupid .. .

I've never understood the true meaning of these words, until I met you.
~~~~~~~
(In other words, the recipient of the greeting card) =]

:) said...

~~~~~~~
Brainless, dazed, deficient, sleep tight, dark, stupid, stupid, half-deaf, curlew, dumb, stupid, stupid, naive, baked, stupid, stupid, lost, stupid, stupid, intrusive, insensitive and irresponsible, irrelevant, laughable, loser , ridiculous, useless, pointless, stupid, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, naive, slow, soft, stupid, stupid, dull, thick, stupid, stupid, stupid .. .

I've never understood the true meaning of these words, until I met you.
~~~~~~~
(In other words, the recipient of the greeting card) =]

Carl said...

This old, or if you? lol

biscuits... said...

lol Oh, not I, but make people laugh.

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